Friday, November 22, 2013

Watch & Learn, Grasshopper!

We are excited to bring you a special guest blog from loyal reader & shadow exposing aficionado, Boo Coolidge!   We've chosen to pair his thoughts with an image that portrays a most definitely learned skill!  Enjoy and please take the time to chime in on his awesome question! 

Who Taught You How To Fuck?

Makes you think doesn't it? I mean, we're all taught things. How to ride a bike, how to play sports, how to tie your shoes. Pretty much anything that pertains to your life. So why shouldn't you be taught one of the most basic (and fun) aspects of being human? And if you like it enough (hell who doesn't ?!), don't you want to get good at it?


Regardless of what anyone says, nobody is great at it the first time. For some, it's like watching Elaine Benes from Seinfeld dance. "A full body dry heave."  For others, it's like Jim in American Pie, where you just flat out "didn't know what the hell you were doing."


Being that this is an erotic blog, and I have no qualms about making fun of myself, I thought I'd share my first time. I was only 19 years old. I lost it on election night 2000, same night that Bush won (how's THAT for a double entendre?!).  Anyway, she was 22, beautiful, and shall we say, a tad more experienced.

My heart was practically beating out of my chest. Not nervous of the moment, but nervous that I would be like Jim. Whether it be finishing too early, or just being terrible and having her snicker at me. As guys, we take that real personal.

Lucky for me, she sensed my nervousness and took the lead. It was everything I thought it would be. She taught me not to be nervous, to go with the flow. Sex is like a dance, and you're only as good as your partner.

She taught me how. But lucky for me, it's always gets even better than the first.

~Boo Coolidge

Tongued - 112213 - Miz B



2 comments:

  1. "I was used!"

    "I was used!"

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  2. I think this is beautiful

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